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John Forster: Music

7. Not On The Test


Go on to sleep now, third grader of mine.
The test is tomorrow but you'll do just fine.
It's reading and math, forget all the rest.
You don't need to know what is not on the test.

Each box that you mark on each test that you take,
Remember your teachers, their jobs are at stake.
Your score is their score, but don't get all stressed.
They'd never teach anything not on the test.
The School Board is faced with No Child Left Behind.
With rules but no funding, they're caught in a bind.
So music and art and the things you love best
Are not in your school 'cause they're not on the test.
Sleep, sleep and as you progress
You'll learn there's a lot that is not on the test.
Debate is a skill that is useful to know
Unless you're in Congress or talk radio
Where shouting and spouting and spewing are blessed,
'Cause rational discourse was not on the test.
Thinking's important, it's good to know how.
And someday you'll learn to but someday's not now.
Go on to sleep now. You need your rest.
Don't think about thinking. It's not on the test.

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