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Our highly trained brigadesHave rockets and grenades,We're battle-hardened vets who never blink.Don't hire amateursTo waterboard your prisoners--Total Security Solutions, Inc. War is too important to leave to the Reserves,Who wet their pants as they advanceOr vomit from the nerves.We'll set you up with prosWho understand their foes,Who know first-hand how sociopaths think.Just tell us who to killAnd where to send the billFrom Total Security Solutions, Inc.             Sit down with our strategists,            They are there to help you find solutions.            To overcome all obstacles...            Geneva Conventions, U.S. Constitutions. We'll help you play the game,Discretion is our middle name.Who signs our checks we'll never ever share.Just put us on your booksAs body guards and cooks,Congress won't even know we're there. Unless of course we screw upAnd pull a Ruby Ridge,Drop a bomb on someone's MomOr strafe an orphanage.But when our shock-and-aweIs inconsistent with the lawLet’s let it go, dismiss it with a wink.Remember war is hell,Even for the personnelOf Total Security Solutions, Inc.
We're not just foreign ops.We also make terrific cops,To tazer thugs and drag 'em to the clink.Make everyone feel good,Let us patrol your neighborhood.Total Security Solutions, Inc. 'Cause terrorists are everywhere.They’re not just in Iraq.They're in Bayonne and San AntoneAnd someone's gotta cut 'em back.Hey, while we're in the swingLet's outsource everything,The FBI, the CIA, the DOJ, the kitchen sink.Then you can all relax,Knowing that your income taxIs going to pay the maniacsOf Total Security Solutions, Inc.
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